At first glance, it looks like a civics lesson.
You begin as an idealistic candidate holding Platform cards: actual policy positions you believe in.
American Edition
Turns out we don’t. At least not this cycle.
Vol. 482 to 6 Players · Ages 14+ · 30 to ? Minutes[Price: A Bit of Sanity]
NOT a satirical board game about our beloved politicians.

Start with your ideals. Trade them for donors. Win the Presidency.
We’re not done with this game. Politicians never really go away, and neither do we. If it comes back, you’ll be the first to know.


Thomas Nast made both of these animals famous in Harper’s Weekly. We gave them identical rules, so nobody gets a head start on selling out.
“The dice are more honest than my representative.”
Swing Voter
“It made my family stop talking at Thanksgiving. Improvement.”
Grateful Host
Three overlapping scandals, a tearful press conference and a strongly worded cease-and-desist later, we suspended the campaign. The trailer still holds up.

Wealth and Favors.

The press covers the campaign.

Passive. Runs continuously.

Starting beliefs, traded away over the game.

Two per candidate. Everyone has a flaw.

Once you are rich enough, it acts on its own. Legally, it is not you.
…and 7 more decks of political cards.
“I will neither confirm nor deny that I played this.”
Senior Official, Speaking on Background
“Part board game, part social self-reflection.
Response to a politically jaded former classmate
You choose which.”
Also moral outrage, depression and, you know, Pandora’s stuff.
And maybe more! (or less)
“This belongs in a museum of American culture.
Self (Un)employed software engineer
Possibly as a warning.”
You begin as an idealistic candidate holding Platform cards: actual policy positions you believe in.
Platform cards block Donors. Donors give you Wealth. Wealth buys power. Power requires Donors.
You race to win elections while systematically trading those beliefs away for Donors, Votes, and Favors.
You win! But, you dangled your chad at your home in Dominion on Your Pillow. Will you survive?
Vote to find out!
“We’re going to need to see the receipts.”
Ethics Committee
Win elections and climb the tiers.
Court Donors for Wealth, Votes, and Favors.
Trade away a belief every time a Donor wants in.
Bury your scandals before the press finds them.
“I had a spreadsheet. I lost anyway.”
Campaign Strategist (Retired)
Except for those of you sitting out.
All of them, equally. The Red and Blue lanes are mechanically identical, so every candidate sells out at the same rate.
No. Every candidate is an archetype. Any resemblance to someone you have yelled at on television is your own business.
Yes, and we would rather tell you up front. The art was made with AI image tools from prompts we wrote, then picked, edited and composited by hand, over months. We also use tools like Photoshop and ImageMagick to clean up, crop and lay out every piece. Every prompt also gets a style reference image we made ourselves, so the whole set keeps one look. See an example prompt. It echoes Thomas Nast, whose cartoons in Harper’s Weekly helped bring down Boss Tweed. Same circus, 150 years later. The rules, the cards and the copy are ours, and the game has been playtested at a real table.
2 to 6 players, ages 14 and up. Give it 30 to 120 minutes, or however long until the fighting starts. A healthy distrust of campaign ads helps.
So, You Want To Be A Politician? Turns out we don’t. At least not this cycle. We canceled the Kickstarter on October 29, 2026. Politicians never really go away, and neither do we - if it comes back, you’ll be the first to know.
No. We will email you if the campaign comes back, and now and then when we have a new game to show you. Unsubscribe any time. Unlike our candidates, we are telling you that up front.

The prompt behind the board picture under Box & Board Pics, as we typed it. A style reference image we made ourselves goes in with it. Every picture goes through many rounds of rewriting the prompt and regenerating before we keep one.
A board game in the middle of play on a dark wood table, a bird’s-eye view looking down on the table from high above, the camera tilted about twenty degrees off straight down from a point just beyond the table’s edge, so the near end of the board is slightly larger than the far end and the wood of the table edge shows along the bottom of the frame, the tall narrow board turned about thirty degrees so its long edge runs from one corner of the frame toward the opposite corner, twice as long as it is wide, filling most of the frame, a tall narrow portrait Game Board twice as tall as it is wide, lying flat, framed in navy and gold, five engraved tier bands stacked from a fairground with a Ferris wheel at the bottom up to a Capitol dome at night with fireworks at the top, each band a wide engraved street or interior scene in navy, cream and red with a row of six square spaces printed across it, the road of printed spaces snaking back and forth up the board row by row, the middle band split into two short lanes meeting at a small Capitol dome, a dense navy panel along the bottom sixth of the board, six plain wooden pawns in green, black, white, orange, purple and yellow standing on printed spaces at different heights up the road with two of them bunched on the same row, dime-sized round cardboard discs and small green and red cardboard triangles resting on the corners of some printed spaces, five white dice with small engraved navy and gold icons on their faces in square gold frames, small wooden cubes piled beside the board, poker-size Card Decks and larger Archetype Cards fanned face-down with engraved backs, the props kept to the table edges clear of the board: a black silk top hat, thick stacks of banknotes bound with paper bands seen edge-on, a kitchen knife stuck point-down into the table beside the board, a tipped coffee cup with a spill across the wood, crumpled campaign flyers balled up, warm low lamplight across a dark wood table, the dark table running off every edge of the frame including the bottom edge, steel plate engraving, Thomas Nast and Harper’s Weekly 1880s, incised line work, dense crosshatch shading, deep navy ink on cream with antique gold highlights and red only in the board art, high contrast
Close“After reading a lot of overheated puffery about your new candidate, you know what I’m craving? A little perspective. That’s it. I’d like some fresh, clear, well-seasoned PERSPECTIVE.”
That Movie Guy’s Political Brother
So, You Want To Be A Politician? Turns out we don’t. At least not this cycle. We’re not done with this game - politicians never really go away, and neither do we. If it comes back, you’ll be the first to know.
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